carpe noctem.

seize the night

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mercutio:
i can see what's happening
benvolio:
what?
mercutio:
and they don't have a clue!
benvolio:
stop
mercutio:
they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio:
people are dying

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Belgium:
*shoots 95838312 times*
Howard:
Howard:
Howard:
I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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wzrdkelley:

titytwochainz:

bruuuuuuuuuuuuh

this the greatest thing i ever saw 

this some max payne jackie chan shit

BRUH HE DID A DRIVE BY ON A BIKE

(via mortificat)

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698-5519:

lol: lots of lesbians

rotfl: really open to friendly lesbians

lmao: lesbians make awesome omelettes

omg: oh my girls

ily: i love yuri

wtf: where’s the females

fyi: females… yes… interesting…

(Source: remobra, via unit03)